07 8 / 2012

"I am living like there is no tomorrow, because there isn’t one."

This type of pessimism calls for a tinfoil hat and a fallout shelter. 

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07 8 / 2012

"Maybe we should take a ride together and get to know each other?"

Because being trapped shotgun in a stranger’s car is right up there with a moonlight sonnet. 

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03 8 / 2012

"I love girls that love PINK and are very girly with a good sense of fashion."

You need to be ultra feminine so no one notices my jazz hands and Mary Janes.

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03 8 / 2012

"Looking for a ONE great woman to date and if it turns into LTR great!"

I’m looking for a Long Term Relationship but can’t commit to spelling it out. kthx

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03 8 / 2012

"Does not everyone want to be loved, respected and appreciated?"

Only if they cry while masturbating.

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01 8 / 2012

"How is it going? I am a big day drinker but definitely not an alcoholic."

Hi.  I have a meth lab in my garage.  Nice to meet you, too.  

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18 7 / 2012

"I have a jetski and a boat and thats where Ive spent alot of my summer so far..or in my Beema with the top down chilleennnnn"

Oh you fancy, huh?  Actually no.  No, you not fancy.

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14 7 / 2012

"I no longer have a paid subscription but if you want to chat you should be able to find A way OL, and I hope you take that opportunity."

Also, you’re paying for DINN en ER.  Pick me up at 6.

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14 7 / 2012

"I’ve been told I’m a general nice guy, although I don’t really see myself that way."

I prefer to kick puppies and heckle cripples.

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14 7 / 2012

"Physically, I’m not attracted to a BBW’s but if you have a fun personality then you might find yourself in my circle of friends."

What a relief for all the BBWs out there.

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